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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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