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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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