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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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