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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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