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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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