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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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