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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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