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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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