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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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