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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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