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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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