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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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