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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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