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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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