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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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