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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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