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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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