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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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