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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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