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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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