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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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