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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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