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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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