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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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