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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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