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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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