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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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