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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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