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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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