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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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