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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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