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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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