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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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