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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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