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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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