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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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