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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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