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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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