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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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