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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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