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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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