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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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