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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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