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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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