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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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