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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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