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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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