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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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