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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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