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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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