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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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